Ok....Ok. I have to get this off my chest. I never thought I would publicly admit to this
but I am so sick of everyone choosing Edward over Jacob in these freakin sparkly
Vampire movies. Are you kidding me? There are an uncountable number of reasons
why she is obviously choosing the wrong person.
1. He is tall dark and handsome. Unlike Edward Cullen, his complexion isn't the
same color as the "Plaster of Paris".
2. Even though Edward's skin glitters like Diamonds in the Sunlight, his aversion
to the sun would likely put a rift in any relationship.
3. Did I mention that Jacob Black has perfect teeth?
4. Jacob has Bella's best interest at heart. Bella and Jacob have known each
other since they were small children, so he clearly cares more about her than
Edward does.
5. Edward's family is still a bunch of Vampires. If you think it is hard to be a human
vegetarian, imagine how difficult it is to be a vegetarian vampire! The very
scent of blood could be enough to turn Bella into a dinner feast.
Werewolves are just way cooler. They have better eyesight, hearing, and cun run
freely all day long. Since vampires can never sleep being in a relationship with
them would get tiresome.
It is time for everyone to wake up! Join me on team Jacob and help me save Bella!
Things are about to get serious.....check out the trailer below. Who's coming with me?
